Major News Stories

I am a bit pissed at the so-called "news" media. Why? I watch national news, but yet I keep getting these local stories for days on end.

I do not care about a car chase
I do not care about a missing wife
I do not care about a shooting--other than an initial report
I do not care about slutty starlets
I do not care about a plane crash--other than the initial report
I do not care about a bank robber
I do not care about a missing hiker
I do not care about.......pick some fluff piece and you will know.

Will someone please tell me if there is an outlet that actually reports the news?